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Sync By n17t01
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Or one roll of the dice away
from being a big winner.
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That kind of crazy,
delusional thinking
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Is practically bred into us.
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So I'm at the mall in
front of hot dogs u.S.A.,
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And this woman comes
up to me and tells me
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That I have what it takes...
To be a model! Aah!
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You guys wanna take this,
or should I just jump in?
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Axl. A model. That's... Great.
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I know!
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And she said she or one of
her associates could train me
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To be a model and even
get me glossy head shots,
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All for $500!
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(tv playing indistinctly)
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Okay, look, I know what
you all are thinking,
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But I've seen pictures
of supermodels
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When they were my age,
and they are not that great.
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She said, I have "it.
" sure, if by "it," you mean
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No chance of ever
in a million years,
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Even if everybody else in the
world were dead except you,
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Could you ever be a model. Mom!
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Mike. (mike) axl.
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Honey, you totally have "it,"
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But what we don't have
is that kind of money.
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If I save enough babysitting,
can I do it? Sure.
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At a buck 50 an hour,
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I figured that was a bet
worth taking. Yay!
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(electrical pop) (frankie,
brick and sue) aah!
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Dude! Blackout!
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Okay, everybody relax.
Axl, get the flashlights.
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Well, the neighbors'
lights are on.
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Frankie, we paid the
electric bill, didn't we?
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(sighs)
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This is an outrage!
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If you're gonna
shut off the power,
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Do it at the top of the hour,
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Before I'm already hooked on "
conveyor belt of love."
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Hey, hey, hey!
Don't let the cold air out.
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You have one grab,
and you eat what you get.
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(muzak playing)
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Peas! Oh, this sucks. Well, sorry,
and thank you for playing.
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(beep) (man, indian accent)
orson electric.
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Charlie speaking. Oh, hi.
(whispers) shh! I got him.
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How may I assist you with
excellent customer service?
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(normal voice) uh,
yes, hi, charlie.
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Uh, this is frankie
heck from 427 birchwood.
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You shut off our power.
That is correct.
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You are three months
behind on payment.
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Yeah, well,
that must be a mistake,
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Because I talked to peggy in
the orson office last week
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About making a payment next
Tuesday... (mouths word)
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And she was very nice
and she promised me
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That the power would
stay on till then.
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Promised.
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I do not see that
note in my system.
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Please hold for our automated
customer satisfaction survey.
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(snaps cell phone shut, thud) oh, well.
I'll go down there tomorrow
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And take care of it in person.
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Mike, cold air, cold air! Beer...
I know the shape well.
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How did this happen?
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I figured if we
kept plugging holes
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Till the quarry reopened, we'd be okay.
Yeah, well, we figured wrong.
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Mm. You know,
when they laid me off,
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They gave me the name of
that financial planner guy
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Who'll give you a free
30-minute consultation.
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We were too proud back then,
but when I look at it
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In the, uh, harsh
glow of candlelight...
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(clicks tongue) maybe
we should call. Mm-hmm.
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Whipped cream!
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Okay, here's the thing.
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You can keep it, or...
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Give it to mom,
you get a free bonus grab.
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Bonus grab.
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Aw. Sauerkraut.
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(mouth full) good try though.
Good try. (spritzes)
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After a healthy breakfast
of olives and butter,
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Brick was dealt another bad hand.
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See, brick and a few other kids
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Who were in his social
skills group
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Liked to spend recess in
the peace and quiet
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Of the library, until... All right, boys.
I need you to come with me.
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We're instituting a
new school policy--
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One you'll actually
find lots of fun.
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Wait.
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This leads to the...
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(children laughing and shouting
indistinctly in distance)
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Playground!
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(man) that's right.
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From now on the library
will be closed at recess,
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And all students must
play outside. Have fun!
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(children shouting indistinctly)
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(thuds)
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(indistinct screaming)
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We can't stay here!
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Okay, if we can make it
to that slide over there,
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I think we'll be safe.
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Hoodies up.
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Follow me!
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(boy) help!
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We'll send help when
we reach safety!
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(whispers) safety.
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(slide rattles)
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God, where is this guy?
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He's been looking at our paperwork
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For over 25 minutes.
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(frankie) five more minutes,
he starts charging.
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Hello, mr. Heck. Yeah, yeah.
Cut to the chase. Five minutes.
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How screwed are we, and what do we do?
(clicks tongue) well, you're doing a lot of things right.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right.
Uh, well, long story short,
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You're spending a lot
more than you earn,
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So we need to find, uh,
places you can cut back,
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So we're looking for unnecessary expenses.
Okay, okay. Category is unnecessary expenses.
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Insurance. Phone.
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Mike, help me!
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Gas! Heat. Cleaning products.
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Gas. Said that already.
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Orthodontist! Nice!
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Uh, no, those are
necessary expenses.
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We're looking for extras.
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Y-you know, things
you could do without.
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(sighs) oh, god. There are none.
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We've already cut
back on everything.
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Steve, come to our house. There's nothing
good there. Well, how about that $3 cup of coffee in your hand?
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How often do you get that?
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Not very often. Every day.
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Uh, are you on my
team here or not?
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(tapping keys) times 5 days a week,
times 52 weeks a year--
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Hey, that's $750 right there.
(exhales deeply)
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He buys imported beer!
Imported from ohio. Thanks, pal.
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You started it. Add that.
Go ahead. Add that, steve.
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Add the beer. She buys
pop at the drive-through,
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Even though we already
have pop at home! Oh!
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Wait a minute.
This is part of his plan.
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Turn us against each other
so we lose track of time.
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Yeah, that's my plan.
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Look, here's the thing.
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Spend less, cut back,
pay off your debts.
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Seven of your credit cards
have doubled their rates.
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Pay 'em down.
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Okay, wait a second.
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I have one really
important question.
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What if we-- (timer dings)
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Never mind.
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We're eating at the table?
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Oh, no. Dad's dying.
Nobody's dying.
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We're just eating all the stuff
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Out of the fridge
before it goes bad.
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Dad grilled the crap
out of everything,
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But I would still
give it the sniff test
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Before you put it in your mouth.
(mike) now, listen, your mom and I met
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With this, uh,
financial advisor today,
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And he says we're
doing pretty good.
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We just gotta learn to manage
our money a little bit better,
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Which means that until
the quarry reopens,
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We just gotta find ways to cut back. I
vote we let brick go. He's the weakest link.
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I say we just leave him in
the woods and walk away.
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Great suggestion, but how about
we buy less takeout food,
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And I cook more? I'll take
my chances in the woods.
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Hey, we gotta make some
tough choices here.
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I'm not saying it's gonna be easy.
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Like... I know that we love it,
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But it's really expensive,
and we really don't need it,
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So... We're getting rid of cable.
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No! What?
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Mom's cooking and no tv?
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That's child abuse! Oh, my god.
Oh, my god!
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What if there's an emergency,
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And we don't have tv to tell us what to do?
Yeah! It's a safety issue.
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What is wrong with my children?
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You're acting like this is the end of the
world. How is it not? Tell me how it's not.
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Sorry, guys, but cable's gotta go.
And you know what?
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This just might turn
out to be a good thing,
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'cause maybe you'll start
developing some interests
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Beyond vegging out on the couch.
(appliances beeping and whirring)
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Yay! The check cleared.
(sue, brick and axl) tv!
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Ha ha! (laughs)
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(man speaking indistinctly)
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The next day wasn't any
easier for brick.
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(children shouting
indistinctly) (clank)
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I miss the library.
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Meow. There's a bell out here.
It's gonna ring!
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It's gonna be too loud.
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I gotta go talk to mr. Seifried.
You'll never make it!
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I gotta try.
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(thud)
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He's been hit!
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It's okay!
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He's fine. Nothing to see.
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Come on.
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Let's get you back
into the library.
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(sniffles) I'm going home?
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Wait!
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Mr. Seifried, we're not cut
out for the playground.
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Zach's an indoor cat,
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And corey really needs
to keep his socks white,
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Or he'll freak out. Come on.
Recess is good for you.
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Next week we're
introducing dodgeball!
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So we didn't have cable-
not the end of the world.
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We just went old school and broke
out the rabbit ears.
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(static whines) yeah, that whole
digital revolution thing
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Screwed us pretty good,
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But, funny thing,
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The kids were handling no tv
better than expected.
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Sue was babysitting
to raise money
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For her future modeling career.
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(clatter)
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Brick... Well, brick read.
Big surprise.
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Axl finally had time
to start a band.
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Let's rock! Two... Three... Four--
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Wait.
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Who's rockin'?
We don't have a name yet.
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Axl and the axmen.
Two... Three... Four-- whoa, whoa.
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How come you're the only one
to get your name in the name?
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'cause your garage is filled
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With your sister's gymnastics equipment.
But the band never actually played,
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And mike and I...
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Got any 2s?
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Any 2s?
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Go fish.
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(sighs)
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Sue modeled... (exhales deeply)
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(thud)
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Brick read...
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Axl practiced...
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And mike and I...
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(crickets chirping)
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This is nice. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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*
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(sighs) we gotta get a hobby.
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Yeah.
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We're pathetic.
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How come our kids can
think of things to do
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Besides watch tv, and we can't?
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They're young. They still
find life interesting.
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Come on. We can do this.
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All right.
The category is hobbies.
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(sighs) bowling.
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Costs money.
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Scrapbooking.
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I'm a man.
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(telephone rings)
(sighs) I'll get it.
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Dad, would you write me a
note to get me out of recess?
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Recess? Why would I want you
out of recess? I love recess!
247
00:10:40,861 --> 00:10:43,763
Recess is the best
part of the day.
248
00:10:43,798 --> 00:10:47,734
For the strong!
Why do I even bother?
249
00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:50,670
(hangs up telephone) guess who
has plans for tomorrow night?
250
00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:54,307
Aunt edie and aunt ginny
have invited us to bingo
251
00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:57,244
At the church. You know,
a few weeks ago, I would've laughed,
252
00:10:57,278 --> 00:10:59,679
But I'm actually excited.
253
00:10:59,714 --> 00:11:01,882
(laughs) yeah, right?
254
00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:04,684
(bingo balls clatter)
255
00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:06,686
B-13!
256
00:11:06,721 --> 00:11:09,656
And don't forget to
stamp the middle square!
257
00:11:09,691 --> 00:11:11,658
(chuckles) it's a freebie.
258
00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:13,126
Mm.
259
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,894
(whispers) oh,
and if you want to smoke...
260
00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:17,796
*
261
00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:21,333
(coughs) no one will know.
262
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:24,904
Thanks for the tip,
and the burn in my pants.
263
00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:28,341
(man) n-34! Look around, mike.
This is our future.
264
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:30,310
Actually this is your future.
265
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,346
All the men smartened up and died.
266
00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,448
G-56!
267
00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:38,219
So, aunt edie, what am I missing in "the
bachelor"? Three words--hot tub fight.
268
00:11:38,253 --> 00:11:39,888
(gasps) no.
269
00:11:39,922 --> 00:11:42,558
O-72! So tara's still
in the running?
270
00:11:42,592 --> 00:11:46,328
Frankie. (sighs) but he's so handsome,
and she's so skanky.
271
00:11:46,363 --> 00:11:48,397
Frankie. Bingo! You won?
272
00:11:48,431 --> 00:11:51,367
No, you won. We got a
bingo over here. Oh! Oh!
273
00:11:51,401 --> 00:11:53,868
Let's collect our
prize and go. (gasps)
274
00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:57,272
I hope it's the his and her medicalert
bracelets. Yeah, with all the bacon we eat, they'll come in handy.
275
00:11:57,306 --> 00:12:00,908
Well, you picked a good
night to come to church.
276
00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:02,509
(chuckles)
277
00:12:02,544 --> 00:12:04,978
Ladies and ladies,
278
00:12:05,012 --> 00:12:08,815
We have our $1,000 winner.
279
00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:11,584
(cheers and applause) $1,000?
280
00:12:11,618 --> 00:12:13,552
Wait. A real $1,000?
281
00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:16,056
Not, like, "church
bucks" or diner coupons?
282
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:21,294
Oh, my god. (laughs) ohh. (laughs)
283
00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:23,262
(man laughs) (frankie) aah!
(laughs)
284
00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:25,663
(cheering)
285
00:12:25,698 --> 00:12:27,632
I'm holding more money
286
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,135
Than I ever have in my
whole life! (laughs)
287
00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:32,604
Wanna roll around in it?
288
00:12:32,639 --> 00:12:35,040
There's only ten bills here.
We'd feel stupid.
289
00:12:35,074 --> 00:12:38,043
Ohh. This is so great.
290
00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:41,846
Ohh. There is so much
we can do with this.
291
00:12:41,881 --> 00:12:43,881
Like our financial advisor said,
292
00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:46,317
You know, finally pay
down our credit cards.
293
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:48,586
Yeah, it--it--it's great.
294
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,355
Paying that down...
Will feel great.
295
00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,057
So great.
296
00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:55,526
To know we're doing
the right thing...
297
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,528
That's gonna really feel great.
298
00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:01,465
I mean, winning the
money at church
299
00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:03,934
Is obviously some
kind of sign from god.
300
00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:06,903
Or... Was it a test from god--
301
00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:10,807
A test to see if we would
use it to enjoy life?
302
00:13:10,841 --> 00:13:13,777
Well, there's a lot of
things to spend it on,
303
00:13:13,812 --> 00:13:16,246
If we weren't gonna pay
the debt down.
304
00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:18,248
But you're right.
305
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:19,983
We should be responsible.
306
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:22,987
Definitely. Although...
307
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:26,257
Shouldn't how we spend the
money be a family decision?
308
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:28,293
Yes! A family decision!
309
00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:31,295
Kids! Get in here.
We need to talk to you.
310
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,763
(sighs)
311
00:13:32,798 --> 00:13:34,899
Oh, no. Mom's dying.
312
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,767
Sit down.
313
00:13:36,802 --> 00:13:39,737
Here's the deal. Dad and I won
a substantial amount of money
314
00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:41,772
At church bingo.
315
00:13:41,807 --> 00:13:43,240
All right! Awesome!
316
00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:45,042
You were playing bingo?
317
00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:48,045
And we thought it only
fair that you guys weigh in
318
00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:51,982
And tell us what you think we
should do with the money.
319
00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:53,817
(gasps) I can get
modeling classes!
320
00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:55,586
Whoa. I need a new amp.
321
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,821
I need 20 bucks to bribe
a playground monitor...
322
00:13:57,855 --> 00:13:59,323
Or hire a bully.
323
00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:00,824
W-well, hold on.
324
00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:03,326
We were thinking
more along the lines
325
00:14:03,361 --> 00:14:06,563
Of something the whole family
could enjoy. Dad's right.
326
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:09,566
We need to pick something that
will make all of us happy,
327
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,602
But what could that be?
I vote amp.
328
00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:14,870
20 bucks. Modeling.
329
00:14:14,905 --> 00:14:16,872
Sue, get real.
I mean, look at a supermodel,
330
00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:19,875
And then look at you. Oh,
I could so be a supermodel. (laughs)
331
00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:22,978
Mom, dad, couldn't
I be a supermodel?
332
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:24,613
No. Yes.
333
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:27,215
Well, like you could
be a rock star?
334
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:30,084
I just want to get
out of dodgeball.
335
00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:33,054
Look, I think we're getting
away from the point here.
336
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,556
Yeah, the point is,
337
00:14:34,591 --> 00:14:37,092
We need to channel all
those thoughts
338
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,596
And get a clear picture of what
would make us all happy.
339
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,231
We already told you
what we wanted.
340
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,267
You know what? You're all useless.
341
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,569
This is an adult decision.
Get out. Ugh.
342
00:14:47,603 --> 00:14:49,304
(sighs) hmm.
343
00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:50,806
(sighs)
344
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,309
What the hell did we do right
345
00:14:53,343 --> 00:14:56,012
That not a single one
of 'em picked tv?
346
00:14:57,326 --> 00:14:59,461
So we thought about it,
347
00:14:59,496 --> 00:15:02,431
And in the light of day, things seemed
clearer. Well, the first thing we should do
348
00:15:02,465 --> 00:15:04,934
Is not leave $1,
000 sitting on the counter.
349
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:07,970
The kids blew their shot.
It's all here.
350
00:15:08,004 --> 00:15:10,974
Mm. I hate to say it, mike,
but given our situation,
351
00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:13,976
I think we both know
what we have to do.
352
00:15:14,044 --> 00:15:16,512
Yep. Mom, dad,
if things go south today,
353
00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:19,181
I just want you to know
354
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:22,753
My personal effects are in
the peanut can under my bed.
355
00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:25,789
Good to know, son, but you're
not getting out of recess.
356
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:32,864
I've been reconning all week,
357
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:36,534
And I think I have a plan to
get us back into the library.
358
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,939
We just need to get mr.
Seifried away from that door.
359
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,241
Unh-unh. I'm too scared.
What if we get hit?
360
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,210
Do you want to stay
361
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,879
In this stinkin' playground forever?
(whiny voice) no.
362
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,714
All right then.
363
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:50,216
Now my intel says
364
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,253
That the handball boys
hate the 4-square boys,
365
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:57,124
So if we get 'em together,
it'll create a diversion,
366
00:15:57,159 --> 00:16:00,961
Giving us enough time to make it
back into the library. But how?
367
00:16:00,962 --> 00:16:03,430
With this, the key to
the whole operation--
368
00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:05,198
The double dutch girls.
369
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,234
(whispers) double dutch.
370
00:16:07,268 --> 00:16:09,803
(brick) here's the plan.
371
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:12,805
We'll tell rayna that one of the
4-square boys likes her.
372
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,307
Really?
373
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,442
She'll run over to the
4-square boys
374
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,477
To find out if it's true.
375
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:21,713
Hey, mitch. I hear you like me.
This will cause him to freak out
376
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,982
And drop the 4-square ball.
377
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,985
We'll grab it
378
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,955
And throw it into the middle
of the handball area,
379
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,424
Wrecking their game. Hey!
Your stupid ball messed us up.
380
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,460
They'll blame the
4-square boys re
381
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:42,602
Ea wrecking their game.
Hey! Your stupid ball messed us up.
382
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,971
Not yet.
383
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,612
(clatter) (children screaming)
384
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,648
(blows whistle)
385
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,452
Let's go.
386
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,523
(whistle blows)
387
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,124
Okay! All right. Don't eat--
388
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,059
Don't eat-- everybody's friends!
389
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:11,929
(thud)
390
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,430
Oh, no.
391
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,166
Leave me here, brick.
Save yourself!
392
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,002
No man left behind. Come on!
393
00:17:19,036 --> 00:17:21,471
I can't. My sock is so white.
394
00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:24,274
I can't get it dirty.
395
00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:33,549
You saved my life...
396
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,551
And my sock.
397
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,720
Semper fi, my brother.
398
00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:40,523
Semper fi.
399
00:17:45,362 --> 00:17:47,363
Oh. See? (door opens)
400
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,732
You could've had
the hot karate guy,
401
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:52,368
But you thought you
could do better,
402
00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:54,303
And now you're stuck, aren't ya?
403
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:57,173
How are you watching tv?
I paid for the cable.
404
00:17:57,207 --> 00:17:59,408
I even prepaid for
the whole year--
405
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:01,009
Saved us 15 bucks.
406
00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:04,747
How's that for smart financial planning,
hmm? Why did you do that?
407
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:06,749
'cause that's what we agreed on.
408
00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:08,751
Come, sit, watch. (pats sofa)
409
00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:11,988
She passed on karate guy.
Frankie, I wanted tv, too,
410
00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:14,490
But we agreed to pay
off the credit card.
411
00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:17,560
That's why I sent in a check-
a check that's now gonna bounce.
412
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:20,396
What? Wait.
413
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,231
(sets down remote control)
414
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,734
Where did you get
the idea we agreed
415
00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:27,936
To pay off the credit card? This morning
when you said, "given our situation..."
416
00:18:27,971 --> 00:18:31,773
Yeah, given our situation that
it sucks to not have any tv.
417
00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:34,510
Duh! I mean,
we have no mind connection.
418
00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:36,946
We'd be terrible on a game show.
419
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:40,616
How in the world do you justify
spending the money on cable?
420
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,118
'cause I thought we
agreed to spin the wheel--
421
00:18:43,152 --> 00:18:45,220
You know, go for what we want
422
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,722
And take the risk that
it'll all work out.
423
00:18:47,756 --> 00:18:50,725
I thought we were both spinners, mike.
Oh, that's just great.
424
00:18:50,759 --> 00:18:53,661
Sue's gonna be a model,
and axl's gonna be a rock star
425
00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:55,663
And some miracle's
gonna fall into our lap
426
00:18:55,697 --> 00:18:57,331
And solve all our
financial problems,
427
00:18:57,366 --> 00:19:00,301
So let's just get tv. You're delusional!
Well, you're un-american!
428
00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:01,803
What? That's right,
429
00:19:01,837 --> 00:19:04,238
'cause real americans are
raised on instant gratification
430
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:06,607
And the optimism
that if they mess up,
431
00:19:06,641 --> 00:19:08,608
Things will somehow all work out.
432
00:19:08,643 --> 00:19:10,576
That's wh makes america great!
433
00:19:10,611 --> 00:19:13,413
How sad to be you
434
00:19:13,447 --> 00:19:15,415
In your dark little no-tv world.
435
00:19:15,483 --> 00:19:17,817
You're crazy if you think
something's just gonna drop
436
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,319
In your lap.
437
00:19:19,353 --> 00:19:21,387
We just won $1,000!
438
00:19:21,422 --> 00:19:24,656
How much luck do you think
we're entitled to? Uh, dad?
439
00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:27,692
All of it! All of it,
mike! I'm going for more!
440
00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:30,728
Big spin! Big spin! I'm going all the way.
(frankie) turns out the kids weren't wrong.
441
00:19:30,763 --> 00:19:34,298
A lot of important messages
do come over the tv.
442
00:19:34,332 --> 00:19:38,134
Mom! Dad! The quarry's open.
443
00:19:41,371 --> 00:19:44,640
Wow. I'm going back to work.
444
00:19:44,675 --> 00:19:46,843
We won! Big winners!
445
00:19:46,877 --> 00:19:49,245
(laughs) big winners! Whoo!
446
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,781
What's going on?
447
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,984
I just got my job back.
(laughs) we spun and we won!
448
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:58,187
Aah! Aah!
449
00:20:01,122 --> 00:20:04,591
In a countryh where
this is possible,
450
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,861
Sue could be a supermodel...
451
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,499
Axl could be a rock star...
452
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:16,137
Brick could be a
great leader of men.
453
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,005
You just gotta believe
454
00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:20,007
And keep spinnin',
455
00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:23,277
'cause you never know.
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